[Honest Take: Most agencies won't say this. We will.]
Impressions aren't income. Followers aren't customers. We diagnose before we prescribe — a free teardown of where your money actually goes, before you pay us anything.
Bleed counter · live
Lost since you landed: $0.0000
potentially wasted per year, until someone audits it.
Math, not scare tactics: spend × assumed waste. The % is an assumption, not a statistic — yours could be 5% or 60%. Finding the real number is literally what the free audit is for.
Monthly report · same month
The Reality
Retainer: $3,000Agency Fiction ✨
“Great month!”Drag to see the truth · illustrative example
The uncomfortable truth
Vanity metrics are easy to grow and impossible to bank. We measure the numbers that show up in your bank statement — and we'll show you ours the same way.
“We'd rather lose a client than lie to one.”
Quick test: if your last report only has numbers from the left column, you're paying for activity — not outcomes.
Meta's AI says it drove the sale. Google's AI says it drove the same sale. Add their numbers up and you've apparently sold 180% of your stock. We reconcile platform-reported conversions against the revenue in your books before calling anything a win.
Diagnostic services
We only prescribe what the audit says you need. Every service comes with the caveat other agencies leave out of the proposal.
Technical fixes, local search, and content built around what your buyers actually type — not keywords that look good in a report.
Illustrative trajectory — slow, then compounding.
SEO takes 3–6 months to compound. Anyone promising page one in 30 days is selling you something else.
Fast Next.js sites and landing pages engineered around one job: turning the traffic you already pay for into enquiries.
Largest Contentful Paint, mobile. Illustrative.
A prettier website won't fix a weak offer. If the offer is the problem, we'll say so first.
Articles, guides and case breakdowns that answer real buyer questions — and get cited by Google and AI search.
Four genuinely useful articles beat forty AI-spun ones. We publish less, on purpose.
Organic and paid social planned from first touch to closed sale — not just a posting calendar.
Not every business needs Instagram. Sometimes the right social strategy is fewer platforms.
We reverse-engineer who's winning your market — their ads, offers, rankings and funnels — and where they're exposed.
Copying a competitor is how you come second. Recon is for finding gaps, not templates.
GA4, CRM and ad platforms reconciled into one honest dashboard: what you spent, what came back, and what to cut.
Your dashboard may get uglier before it gets better. Real numbers usually look worse than vanity ones.
Illustrative: platforms over-claim, CRMs don't.
The process
Most agencies start at step three because that's where the retainer is. We start at step one because that's where the money is.
01
A free teardown of your site, ads, tracking and funnel. We find the leaks and put a number on them.
Working when: You know exactly where money is leaking — whether or not you hire us.
02
Fix the foundations first: measurement, landing pages, site speed, offers. No point pouring water into a leaky bucket.
Working when: Every lead and sale can be traced back to where it came from.
03
Only then do we scale — SEO, content, social and paid — killing what doesn't pay and doubling down on what does.
Working when: Reports talk about cost per customer, not impressions.
The honest filter
We turn away clients we can't help. It keeps our results honest — and saves you a very expensive lesson.
Tap everything that sounds like you.
Both columns. Be honest — we will be.
Transparent pricing
No “let's hop on a call to discuss budget.” Here's what it costs, what's included — and what isn't.
Step zero: the audit teardown — $0
Every plan starts here. If we can't find money to save or make, we'll tell you.
Local and early-stage businesses that need their foundations fixed and a steady, honest presence.
$249/month
Not included (honestly)
Businesses with proven demand ready to scale what works — and cut what doesn't — across channels.
$439/month
Not included (honestly)
Month-to-month. No lock-in contracts.
Ad spend goes straight to Google/Meta — never marked up by us.
Every account, pixel and asset is created in your name.
Prices in USD, billed monthly. Taxes as applicable.
Proof, not promises
Anyone can paste five-star quotes on a landing page. We'd rather make commitments you can hold us to.
Fake testimonials on this site
Ask for real client references on your audit call.
Of accounts & data in your name
Leave any time and take everything with you.
Long-term lock-in contracts
We keep clients by being useful, not by paperwork.
Reality blog
Businesses outside the metros are discovering what big brands forgot: local trust converts better than national reach. Here's how to use that advantage without burning budget.
AI can write, target and optimise faster than any human team. It also confidently takes credit for sales it didn't make. A sober look at where AI actually earns its keep.
You don't need a consultant to find out if your agency is earning its fee. Six questions, one spreadsheet, and thirty minutes of uncomfortable honesty.
Final word
A free, no-pitch teardown of where your marketing money goes. Worst case, you walk away with a fix list and owe us nothing. Best case, you stop bleeding.
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